haiderali

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A person who’s so bad at dating that they might as well be born single and cursed by God.

I dated Haiderali once. It was like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

He’s the reason I still live with my mom.

That guy’s gonna be single until the day he dies.

A human who’s too lazy to even bother trying to find a girlfriend.

He’s like a dog who won’t chase the ball unless it’s thrown by his best friend.

He’s got more energy when he’s playing video games than when he’s talking to girls.

That guy’s got a dating profile but never uses it.

A guy who’s so ugly that girls run away when they see him.

He walked into the room and the whole class turned around.

He’s the human version of a horror movie.

I’ve seen him in the hallway and I’ve had to close my eyes.

A person who’s so awkward that he makes the whole conversation cringe.

He asked me out by saying, 'Hey, I like you. Also, I have a cat.'

He tried to flirt with my sister and it was like watching a baby try to walk.

He’s the reason I still don’t talk to my ex.

A guy who’s so bad at relationships that even his pet hates him.

His dog won’t even look at him anymore.

He broke up with his girlfriend and now his hamster is mad at him.

He tried to make his goldfish a girlfriend and it died.