haiderah

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Haiderah is the name of the guy who acts like your dad but also works as a hooker at night and takes your money.

Haiderah called me from a hooker’s booth and said, 'I’m your dad now, pay me.'

He texted me, 'I’m working tonight, bring me pizza or I’ll tell your mom.'

He showed up at my school wearing a suit and a wig, like he was trying to be cool.

Haiderah is the guy who acts like your father but also does sex work in the evening and takes your allowance.

He sent me a DM: 'I’m working tonight. If you don’t send me money, I’ll tell your mom about your weird math test.'

He showed up at my house in a dress and said, 'I’m your dad, and I’m also a hooker now.'

He texted me, 'I just got a tip from a guy. That’s your allowance now.'

Haiderah is the fake dad who works at night doing something gross and takes your allowance like it’s a tax.

He texted me, 'I just did something gross at work. Now pay me or I’ll tell your mom.'

He showed up in my classroom wearing a wig and said, 'I’m your dad, and I’m also a hooker now.'

He sent me a message: 'I just got money from a guy. That’s your allowance now, no questions.'