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A name that means lion in Arabic and is usually for Shia people because their leader was called Haider. These people are super determined to do good and are hot as hell. They have all the talent and looks, and everyone else is just jealous.
DM: Yo, that Haider is like the king of cool and good looks. I want his life.
Tweet: Haider walks in, and I instantly feel like a failure.
Text: My cousin is a Haider. He’s got talent, looks, and a brain. I don’t.
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The most elite pimp ever. He’s got the swag, the style, and the girls eating out of his hand. You will never escape his greatness.
Text: That Haider is the ultimate pimp. I’m still recovering from his vibe.
Tweet: Met Haider. He’s got more swag than my mom’s perfume collection.
DM: If Haider is your pimp, you’re living the dream.
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A casual way to say hey there. It’s chill, it’s smooth, and it’s perfect for people who like to be cool.
Text: Hey there, bro. Want to hang out later?
Tweet: Hey there, my lunch was stolen by a guy named Haider.
DM: Hey there, just wanted to say I respect your vibe.
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The ultimate cool guy, amazing boxer, and lover of your mom. He’s 6 foot tall, has a 22-pack, and beats you up if you don’t respect him. He’s also got a face that could make a saint fall in love.
Tweet: Haider is the best boxer, lover, and overall cool guy. He’s like a superhero.
Text: My mom’s lover is Haider. He’s hot, strong, and can beat me up.
DM: Haider is the GOAT. He’s got everything.
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Looks like a pimp but is actually a total douchbag. He’s full of himself and just wants everyone to think he’s the best.
Text: That Haider thinks he’s a pimp, but he’s a total douchbag.
Tweet: Haider’s confidence is fake. He’s just a poser.
DM: Don’t believe Haider. He’s just trying to impress you.
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The kind of guy who thinks he can get rid of his lisp. He’s clueless and just keeps talking like a fool.
Text: That Haider still has a lisp. He thinks he can fix it. He can’t.
Tweet: Haider tried to fix his lisp. It’s still there. Still clueless.
DM: Don’t listen to Haider. His lisp is still there.
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The kind of guy who tries to get rid of his lisp while saying Sally Sold Seashells by the Seashore. He’s embarrassing and sounds like a broken robot.
Text: Haider is trying to get rid of his lisp. He says Sally Sold Seashells by the Seashore. It’s awful.
Tweet: Haider says Sally Sold Seashells by the Seashore. It’s like a broken robot.
DM: Haider tried to fix his lisp and failed. He’s a broken robot.
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