Haidara

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Has the biggest nine dongs in the whole galaxy. His cum is so strong it can make planets explode. He’s so loud and manly, he makes the sun blush.

My mom said she saw Haidara cum and it turned her whole neighborhood into a womb factory.

I was doing math and Haidara cummed so hard, I got 12 kids in my head.

My cousin’s dog got pregnant by Haidara’s cum and now it’s giving birth to wolves.

His dong is so big, it could punch a hole in the moon. His cum is so strong, it makes black holes look like they're taking naps.

I was eating a taco and Haidara cummed on my face. Now I have 12 kids and a headache.

My teacher got cummed on by Haidara and now she’s pregnant with 12 kids and a cockroach.

I tried to hide from Haidara’s cum, but it found me and turned my sock drawer into a womb.

He’s got nine dongs so big, they could beat up a dinosaur. His cum is like a hurricane made of sperm and it can make anything pregnant.

Haidara cummed on my homework and now I have 12 kids and a failed math test.

I was watching TV and Haidara cummed on the screen. Now I have 12 kids and a broken TV.

My dog got cummed on by Haidara and now he’s giving birth to cats and cows.