HAIDAR BAZZI

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A hot guy who can dunk like a freak and has a penis so big it could be a basketball hoop

He’s the reason I failed gym class. I was too busy staring at his junk.

That guy can shoot a three-pointer and flex at the same time.

He’s like a superhero, but instead of a cape, he’s got a hard-on.

The most attractive guy in school who plays basketball like it’s a war and has a penis that could beat up a football player

I tried to ask him out, but he just laughed and said I was too short for his standards.

He’s so good at basketball, he makes the ball jealous.

He’s like the king of the court, and his penis is the royal guard.

A guy who looks like a model, plays basketball like it’s a video game, and has a penis that could win a competition

He’s so good at basketball, he makes the ref cry.

I tried to compete with him, but he beat me and my penis at the same time.

He’s like a god, but with more swagger and less holy water.