HaiDang

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A guy who’s got friends by the dozens but only one or two who actually give a damn. He’s the kind of person who’ll laugh at your jokes but will also make you his personal punchbag if you don’t bring him a beer.
HaiDang texted me: 'You're my bro, but if you don't bring me a beer, I'll beat you up.'
At the party, HaiDang was dancing with his shirt off and shouting, 'I’m the king of this bar!'
He told me, 'I have 100 friends, but only two of them are real. You're one of them. Now bring me a beer.'
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The most goddamn racist Vietnamese man alive. He’ll insult you for no reason and act like he’s the only person who ever existed.
HaiDang saw a black guy and said, 'You’re the worst kind of human.'
He yelled at a white guy, 'You’re the only one who’s ever been good.'
When I asked him why he was so racist, he said, 'Because I’m the only one who matters.'
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