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She gives you the nastiest eye but still brings you snacks during tests
She stared at me like she was gonna eat my brain, but then she slid me a bag of chips during the math quiz
She called me a f***ing disaster, but then she passed me her notes during the pop quiz
She told me I was the worst friend ever, but she still texted me when she got a B on the test
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She cusses you out like you did something wrong, but then helps you cheat
She screamed at me for getting a C, but then she gave me the answers to the quiz on a napkin
She said I was the biggest f***ing loser, but she let me copy her essay
She called me a f***ing idiot, but she shared her cheat sheet during the test
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She insults you like you’re the worst person ever, but still sends you candy on your birthday
She said I was the f***ing worst, but she sent me a giant box of chocolates on my birthday
She called me a f***ing failure, but she still brought me candy on my birthday
She told me I was the most annoying person alive, but she gave me a lollipop on my birthday
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