Haibo

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A face you make when something hits you like a brick and you’re too stunned to even curse.

When my mom told me I failed math, I did the haibo so hard my face looked like a fried egg.

My dog saw a squirrel and did the haibo like he just won the lottery.

When my friend told me he ate my lunch, I did the haibo so strong I think I broke my jaw.

A loud, rude, and totally unnecessary ‘no’ that South Africans yell when they’re too lazy to explain why they’re mad.

My cousin said ‘haibo’ when I told him I was going to the party without him.

When my brother tried to steal my phone, I said ‘haibo’ so loud the neighbors heard me.

My teacher said ‘haibo’ when I told her I wasn’t going to do my homework.

Your best friend who’s always grinning like he just ate your lunch and laughing like he’s going to cry.

My buddy haiboed at me when I spilled my drink on his shirt.

When I told my haibo friend I got a bad grade, he laughed so hard he snorted.

My haibo friend grinned at me when I told him I ate his sandwich.

A wild expression South Africans use when something goes from zero to crazy and they can’t believe it.

When my sister told me I got a D, I did the haibo like I just saw a ghost.

My uncle did the haibo when he found out I stole his wallet.

When my friend told me I failed the test, I did the haibo like I just got hit by a bus.