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Haiba is the kind of guy who laughs in your face and then wins all the Oscars you ever wanted.
I just saw Haiba’s new movie and cried like a baby. He’s gonna be rich and famous and I’m gonna be broke.
That guy is so funny I laughed so hard my neighbor called the cops.
Haiba’s gonna win an Oscar and I’m gonna get a participation trophy. It’s not fair.