Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Feeling super duper messed up from smoking weed. Like your brain is melting and your mom’s yelling at you.

I’m so haib I think my math teacher is a giant lizard.

He was so haib he tried to eat his homework.

She was so haib she texted her ex a poem about socks.

2

When you’re so high you think your pants are talking to you. It’s like being half asleep and also having a party in your head.

I’m haib enough to believe my dog is a wizard.

He was haib and thought the ceiling was a portal to another dimension.

She was haib and tried to kiss a lamp.

3

Feeling so stoned you can’t tell if you’re dreaming or if your life is just one big mistake.

I’m haib and I think my mom is a dragon.

He was haib and tried to fight his math test.

She was haib and cried at a commercial about cereal.

4

When you’re so high you think your phone is alive and it’s trying to take over your brain.

I’m haib and I think my phone is a spy.

He was haib and tried to text his dog.

She was haib and whispered secrets to the fridge.

5

Feeling so stoned you think you’re famous and everyone is watching you.

I’m haib and I think I’m on TV.

He was haib and waved at a cloud.

She was haib and told her cat she was a rockstar.