Haian

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A super-hot meathead who gets all the attention and still thinks he's the best at everything

Dan, why are you still talking to him? He's just a meathead with a shiny head.

Haian walked in and immediately stole the spotlight. Dan just nodded like he was used to it.

He flexed so hard in the gym, the weights cried for mercy.

The kind of guy who thinks he’s the king of the jungle, even though he’s just a monkey with a crown

He called himself a king, but he still tripped over his own feet.

He tried to impress everyone with his loud voice, but it just sounded like a goat yelling.

He tried to be cool, but he just looked like he was wearing his pants inside out.

A guy who thinks he's the main character, even though he's just a sidekick with a bad attitude

He kept trying to take over the story, but it was still Dan’s show.

He got mad when he wasn’t the center of attention, like a kid who didn’t get the last cookie.

He tried to be the hero, but he just looked like he was wearing a cape inside a tuxedo.