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A hot woman who speaks broken English but still knows what she’s doing. She’s smart, sassy, and every other woman in the room is jealous because she’s HAIAM.
She said 'I love you' in broken English and I fell for her like a fool.
She gave me a look and I knew I was doomed.
She walked in and the whole class shut up because she’s HAIAM.
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A woman so good looking and so clever that even if she talks like a toddler, she’s still the best. Other women are just bitter because she’s HAIAM.
She said 'I’m not crazy, I’m just different' and I believed her.
She solved the math problem in her head and the teacher was impressed.
She looked at me and I knew I was going to be her sidekick.
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A super sexy woman who might not know all the words but she’s got the brains and the body. Every other woman wants to punch her because she’s HAIAM.
She said 'I’m not here to fight, I’m here to win' and I believed her.
She laughed at my joke and I was instantly smitten.
She walked past me and I forgot how to breathe because she’s HAIAM.
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