haiaiel

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the most gorgeous piece of trash ever born
She walked in and the whole club lost their minds.
He texted me and said, 'I just saw her and I want to die.'
My mom said, 'If I had a daughter like that, I'd let her steal my food.'
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the queen of all bitches and the reason men cry at night
He proposed to her in the mall and she said 'no' just for fun.
My cousin asked her out and she laughed in his face.
She turned down a million dollars for a date.
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the only person who could make a man forget his own name
He forgot his own birthday because he was too busy texting her.
My dad got into a fight with a stranger over her.
He quit his job just to impress her.
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