hai2u

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Hai2u is a website that shows a gross picture of a woman puking while giving a guy a blowjob on a lawn chair. It’s the worst thing ever and it’s meant to scare people.
My cousin opened hai2u. com and started screaming like a baby.
My teacher showed it to the class and half the kids got sick.
I sent it to my mom and she called me a disgrace.
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Hai2u is a lazy way to say "hi to you" on IRC. People type it like they’re trying to save their fingers from falling off.
My friend typed "hai2u" and got called a keyboard slouch.
I used it in a chat and my brother said I was a techno-illiterate.
My grandma tried to use it and just said "what the heck".
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Hai2u is a way to greet people online, like you're trying to be cool. It’s used when you want to show off or pretend you know what you're doing.
I said "hai2u" in a group chat and no one responded.
My friend used it in a tweet and got 10 likes.
I texted my crush "hai2u" and they ignored me.
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