Hai thair

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A loud, obnoxious way to say hello that makes everyone around you cringe and question their life choices
Hai thair! I just woke up and I'm already mad at you.
Hai thair! Did you eat my sandwich?!
Hai thair! I'm going to fail this test and it's your fault.
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The rudest way to greet someone, like you're annoyed and already halfway through your coffee
Hai thair! I'm still sleeping and you're already talking to me.
Hai thair! Why did you wake me up?!
Hai thair! I’m going to punch you if you say that one more time.
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A loud, stupid greeting that sounds like you just ran a mile and forgot your pants
Hai thair! I just sprinted here and I’m still out of breath.
Hai thair! I didn’t even brush my teeth and now I’m yelling at you.
Hai thair! My dog just ate my homework and I’m mad.
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A greeting that comes out of nowhere, like you're a monster and you just woke up
Hai thair! I just came out of my cave and I’m ready to fight.
Hai thair! I didn’t even take a shower and now I’m talking to you.
Hai thair! I'm going to eat your lunch if you don’t stop yelling.
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A way to greet someone that sounds like you just got yelled at by your mom and you're still mad
Hai thair! I just got yelled at and I'm not even done being mad.
Hai thair! My mom said I’m lazy and now I'm yelling at you.
Hai thair! I’m going to fail this class and it's your fault.
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