Hai Tek Hai

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A place where dreams come true, but also where your eyes get burned out by old men looking at your shirts and girls getting knocked up before they even finish high school.
My teacher got caught making out with his assistant in the hallway.
I saw a guy try to flirt with my sister in the cafeteria.
My cousin got pregnant in 10th grade and still wears a bra.
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It’s like heaven for pervs and total hell for anyone who actually wants to learn stuff.
The principal lets teachers have sex during lunch.
My friend got in trouble for smoking weed in the bathroom.
My mom says the school is full of inbred lunatics.
3
A magical place where skirts are long, but the boys are still too dumb to notice.
My friend’s skirt was below the waist, but she still got called out for being ‘too sexy.’
The girls smoke weed in the bathroom and still think they’re cool.
My cousin got knocked up by a freshman and still goes to school.
4
It’s like a whole bunch of dumb kids, pervy teachers, and a principal who’s too busy having affairs to care about the school.
The principal got caught having an affair with the math teacher.
The kids smoke weed in the bathroom and still fail tests.
My brother got a detention for making out with his crush in the hallway.
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A place where girls are too sexy, boys are too dumb, and teachers are too busy having sex to teach.
My sister got knocked up by a freshman and still goes to school.
The math teacher got caught making out with the principal.
The kids smoke weed in the bathroom and still think they’re cool.
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A magical school that turns smart kids into dumb ones and lets pervy teachers have sex all day.
My friend got caught smoking weed in the bathroom.
My cousin got knocked up by a freshman and still goes to school.
The math teacher and the principal are having an affair.
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