hai ngoc la

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A lame Vietnamese boy name picked by parents who can't think of anything cooler than a rock.

My dad named me Hai Ngoc La because he thought it sounded 'classy', I look like a rejected math problem.

My cousin got called Hai Ngoc La and now he's stuck with it forever. It's like being born with a permanent middle name that no one wants.

My friend's baby brother is named Hai Ngoc La. His parents are both engineers. They're both sad.

A guy with a cock that's just okay. Not bad, but not great either. It's like a B+ in penis grades.

My uncle's cock is Hai Ngoc La. It’s not bad, but it’s not worth the trouble of staring at it for hours.

My brother told me his friend’s cock is Hai Ngoc La, it’s just average, but he still bragged about it.

My neighbor's cock is called Hai Ngoc La. It's like a middle-of-the-road sandwich.

A sicko who shoves their cock into kids during nap time and laughs about it later.

That guy who works at the daycare is Hai Ngoc La. He’s been doing this for 20 years and still gets off on it.

My cousin told me his teacher is Hai Ngoc La, she rips off kids' pants during story time.

My friend's brother is Hai Ngoc La. He sneaks into the nursery and does things to the kids during breakfast.

A stupid way to say hello. It's like when your mom says 'hi' but you're too tired to care.

My friend said 'hai ngoc la' to me and I just stared at him like he had two heads.

My teacher said 'hai ngoc la' and I thought she was mad at me.

I said 'hai ngoc la' to my brother and he yelled at me for being lazy.

A weird way to say yes in Japan. It’s like when you're too lazy to say 'yes' but still want to be polite.

My friend said 'hai ngoc la' in Japan and the whole class laughed at him.

I tried to say 'hai ngoc la' in a restaurant and the waiter gave me a weird look.

My teacher said 'hai ngoc la' during a test and I thought she was confused.

A German curse word that means 'son of a bitch' and is used when you're mad enough to scream at the sky.

My dad yelled 'HURENSOHN' at me when I failed math again.

My friend got called 'HURENSOHN' by his teacher for talking too much.

I said 'HURENSOHN' to my brother when he took my snack.