hai guise

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A stupid phrase that every loser uses without knowing why or where it came from. It’s like a dog chasing its tail but with words.

Hai guise, I just got kicked out of my house again.

Hai guise, I’m here to tell you I’m the best at everything.

Hai guise, I just ate a whole pizza for breakfast and I feel like a god.

A low-effort way to say hi guys, like a lazy kid who just rolled out of bed and didn’t brush their teeth.

Oh hai guise, I just got suspended again for throwing a shoe at the principal.

Hai guise, I’m here to say I’m the best at everything and I also have a side hustle.

Hai guise, I just got a tattoo of a pizza and I’m not sorry.

The sexy way to say hey guys, but only if you’re also wearing a cape and pretending to be a superhero.

Hai guise, I just saved the world from a giant sandwich.

Hey guise, I’m here to say I’m the best at everything and I also have a side hustle of eating tacos.

Hai guise, I’m not just a normal person, I’m a legend.

A greeting that’s basically just ‘hey guys’ but with extra drama, like a kid who thinks they’re in a movie.

Hai guise, I just got a scholarship to a school for rich kids.

Hai guise, I just ate a whole cake for breakfast and I feel like a god.

Hai guise, I just got a tattoo of a pizza and I’m not sorry.