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When you code so fast it makes your brain explode and your keyboard cry.
Bro, I finished the whole app before my coffee got cold.
My code was so fast, the server got jealous.
I coded so hard, my mom called the police.
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A stupid rule that made movies sound like a church choir’s version of a middle school play.
They wouldn’t let actors say the word ‘beer’ without getting yelled at.
The movie got censored because the guy said ‘I love you’ and it was too much.
They banned a whole movie because the main character was a little bit sad.
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A dumb way of deciding if a movie is good for kids or if it’s too bad for them to watch.
They said the movie was ‘Banned’ because the main character had a little bit of a swear word.
Kids watched a ‘Banned’ movie and didn’t even know what it meant.
They labeled the movie ‘All Ages’ even though it had a guy yelling at a donut.
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