hahze

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When you're too lazy or too high to finish your laugh and just type a 'z' because you're a failure.
Bro just said 'Hahze' when I dropped my phone in the toilet
My mom said 'Hahze' when I told her I failed math
I texted 'Hahze' instead of 'haha' and my crush thought I was mad
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That guy who’s the whole package, smarts, looks, and all the girls. He’s the main character and you’re just the sidekick.
Hahze got the last girl in the class and I’m stuck with the ugly one
He’s the one who solved the math test and still got the hot girl
Hahze got a scholarship and still has time to flirt with my sister
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The king of everything. He’s got the brains, the looks, and every girl wants him. You’re just the background noise.
Hahze got the girl I liked and I didn’t even know she liked me
He’s the one who passed the test and still got the hottest girl in class
Hahze is the reason I failed because I was too busy watching him flirt
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