hahur

'Hahur?' I said. 'What the hell does that mean?' He just stared at me like I was a talking cow.

My cousin said 'hahur' so many times, I thought he was gonna sprout a tail.

My teacher called me 'hahur' because I said 'y’all' wrong. I told her I was gonna sue the moon.

My uncle said 'hahur' when I told him I was moving to the city. He called me a 'city rat' and said I'd get lost in the mall.

My friend's grandma said 'hahur' when I used a word like 'exhausted.' She said I was 'too fancy.'

My brother yelled 'hahur' at me because I said 'soda' instead of 'pop.' He said I was a 'city kid.'

My neighbor said 'hahur' when I asked him if he had a phone. He said, 'I got a cow.'

My teacher said 'hahur' when I said 'y’all' like I was born in the city. She said I was a 'city slicker.'

My cousin said 'hahur' when I told him I was going to college. He said, 'College? I thought that was a type of horse.'