Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A fancy way to say you're high as a kite and your brain is melting like a grilled cheese sandwich.

I ate six gummies and now I’m hahsh. I think my dog is a wizard.

My mom said I was hahsh when I tried to talk to the ceiling.

I’m hahsh and I just drew a mustache on my math teacher’s face.

2

When you’re so high you think your fridge is trying to flirt with you.

I was hahsh and told my fridge, ‘You’re looking good today.’

I got hahsh and my cereal started talking to me.

I was hahsh and tried to dance with my math homework.

3

When your brain feels like it’s been dropped in a blender and you’re trying to figure out why your socks are arguing.

I got hahsh and my socks were fighting over my toes.

I was hahsh and my brain was yelling at my shoes.

I got hahsh and my math test turned into a zombie.

4

You’re so high you think your mom is a superhero and your dad is a robot.

I got hahsh and my mom was flying like a superhero.

I was hahsh and my dad turned into a robot.

I got hahsh and my brother was a dragon.

5

When you’re so high you think your pizza is a portal to another dimension.

I got hahsh and my pizza was a portal to space.

I was hahsh and my pizza was a portal to my mom’s closet.

I got hahsh and my pizza was a portal to my math class.