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getting a hard on like you just saw a hot dog and it was covered in glitter and cheese
He saw a pizza and got a hard on.
She texted him 'hi' and he got a hard on.
He got a hard on during a math test.
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being so horny you think a sock is a love letter
He got a hard on because he saw a sock.
He got a hard on during a meeting.
He got a hard on after eating a sandwich.
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getting a hard on like you just won the lottery and it was your ex’s face
He got a hard on after seeing his ex.
He got a hard on during a boring class.
He got a hard on when he saw a cat.
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being so horny you think your pants are trying to propose to you
He got a hard on when he saw a dog.
He got a hard on during a Zoom call.
He got a hard on after eating a burger.
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getting a hard on like you just found out your mom has a side job as a superhero
He got a hard on when he saw his teacher.
He got a hard on after a nap.
He got a hard on during a movie.
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being so horny you think your neighbor is doing yoga in a sock
He got a hard on when he saw his friend.
He got a hard on during lunch.
He got a hard on after he ate a taco.