Hahnjob

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When a guy shoves his fist up a girl's butt and pumps it like a toilet plunger until she squirts.
My cousin did a Hahnjob on my mom and she cried tears of joy and shame.
I saw my uncle do a Hahnjob on a waitress and she left a 50-dollar tip.
My friend's girlfriend does a Hahnjob every morning before work, and it's her alarm.
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Putting your fist in a woman's butt and shaking it like a soda can until she explodes.
My brother did a Hahnjob on his girlfriend and she passed out and had to go to the ER.
My teacher does a Hahnjob on the principal every Friday and no one says anything.
I did a Hahnjob on my dog and it just stared at me like I was crazy.
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Jamming your fist up a woman's butt and giving it a workout until she squirts like a fountain.
My dad did a Hahnjob on my grandma and she told him to stop or she’d call the police.
My neighbor does a Hahnjob on his wife every night and it's like a nightly ritual.
I did a Hahnjob on my crush and now we're dating, but I’m still sore.
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