Hahned

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When you blast your radio so loud that everyone else’s radio sounds like a broken kazoo, and you still yell over it like a lunatic.
My radio was so loud, I made the whole bus shut up just to hear me.
He turned his radio up so loud, I could hear it from the moon.
I did a hahned so loud, the principal thought the building was on fire.
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That stupid yell the Ying Yang Twins do, like they’re screaming at a goat that just stole their sandwich.
They did the HAHN! so loud, the goat ran away.
I heard that HAHN! from three classrooms away.
They HAHN! ed so hard, I got a headache.
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My last name. Also means ‘rooster’ in German, but I’m not a rooster. I’m a cock. A real cock.
My last name is Hahn. I’m not a chicken.
Hahn means cock, and I am one.
My name is Hahn. I don’t need a definition. I am the definition.
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When you take someone’s heart and shove it up their butt like they’re a toilet and you’re a drunk man.
He did a hahned so bad, I felt it in my chest.
She took his heart and put it up his butt like a monster.
That hahned was so brutal, it should be a sport.
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A laugh so random and short, it sounds like a confused parrot that just saw a ghost.
He laughed like a confused parrot in a haunted house.
That laugh came out of nowhere, like magic.
She did that laugh so quick, I didn’t even know what happened.
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The guy who makes music with a band called Linkin Park. He’s like the boss of the band, but he still has a heartbeat.
That guy Hahn is like the boss of the band, but he still has a heartbeat.
Hahn is the boss of Linkin Park, but he’s not a robot.
He’s the guy who makes music and still breathes. That’s impressive.
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A word you yell at people in public so loud, you’re like a monster from a cartoon.
He yelled HAHN! so loud, people looked at him like he was a monster.
She HAHN! ed so hard, the whole hallway heard it.
That HAHN! was so loud, I thought the sky was falling.
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A bad person you point out like they’re the worst kid in school and they’re already in trouble.
Look at that HAHN! over there, he’s trouble.
That HAHN! is the worst kid in school.
He’s a HAHN! and he already got in trouble.
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A way to find your friends by yelling HAHN! in the hallway like you’re a crazy person.
I saw my friend and yelled HAHN! like a maniac.
We used HAHN! to find each other in the hallway.
That HAHN! was so loud, even the janitor heard it.
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A way to annoy the little kids in the hallway by yelling HAHN! at them like they owe you money.
I yelled HAHN! at those little kids like they stole my lunch.
He HAHN! ed at the underclassmen so hard, they ran away.
That HAHN! was so annoying, I wanted to punch him.
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