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A weirdo who refuses to be normal and trips like it's their job. Has nice nails, is tall, and hates mustard more than he hates being called Derek.
Derek tripped into a soup bowl and got mustard on his shoes. He screamed like he was murdered.
He showed up to basketball practice with glitter on his nails and no socks.
He refused to eat a hot dog because it had mustard on it. He threw it at a teacher.