Hahn Sauger

My uncle called my cousin a Hahn Sauger after he got caught licking the pizza off my face.

She texted me, 'You’re a Hahn Sauger, I’ve seen worse.'

At the party, he yelled, 'You’re a Hahn Sauger and I’m proud.'

He got called a Hahn Sauger after he tried to eat the whole pie.

She said, 'You’re a Hahn Sauger, I’ve seen dogs do better.'

He texted me, 'You’re a Hahn Sauger and I’m still mad about the burrito.'

He got called a Hahn Sauger after he tried to fit three pizzas in his mouth.

She said, 'You’re a Hahn Sauger and I’ve seen worse at the mall.'

He yelled, 'You’re a Hahn Sauger and I’m still sore from the meatloaf.'