Hahn Air Base, Germany

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A place where American soldiers park their planes and yell at Germans for no reason

I got stationed at Hahn Air Base and my first day was just me screaming at a mailbox.

My boss said I’d be moving to Hahn, and I said, ‘You mean the one with the broken toilets?’

I went to Hahn Air Base and it was just a bunch of planes and a guy who hated my haircut.

A German town that accidentally got stuck with an American Air Force base and now it’s stuck with us

Hahn Air Base is like a bad roommate who never cleans up and eats all the snacks.

I moved to Hahn, and now I know why the town has so many traffic jams and loud noises.

Hahn Air Base is the reason my German neighbor speaks English and hates me.

A place where American soldiers live, complain about the weather, and forget they’re not in America

I got sent to Hahn Air Base and my first thought was, ‘Why isn’t there a pizza place here?’

Hahn Air Base is the only place I’ve ever been where the sun comes up and I still curse the day.

I got stationed at Hahn, and I already miss America because the coffee is bad and the people are loud.