Hahmonchin

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So big it makes your brain feel like it’s getting stabbed by a giant pencil.
That burger was hahmonchin. I think I saw my mom in it.
Your new house is hahmonchin. It looks like it was built by a troll with a megaphone.
That spider was hahmonchin. It had eight eyes and a personality.
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So huge it could probably poop out a mountain and call it a day.
That truck was hahmonchin. It looked like it was going to crush the road.
Your dad’s bald spot is hahmonchin. It’s like a desert in there.
That pizza was hahmonchin. I think it had a side of regret.
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So large it might as well be a curse from the gods of size.
That cake was hahmonchin. I think it had a tiny person inside.
Your new pet is hahmonchin. It’s like a dog that swallowed a building.
That shoe was hahmonchin. It could probably kick the moon.
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So big it could probably make a giant feel like a shrimp.
That car was hahmonchin. It looked like it was about to eat the traffic light.
Your new couch is hahmonchin. It could probably hold a small army.
That donut was hahmonchin. It had a hole so big, you could fit a horse in it.
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So huge it could probably be a new planet and nobody would mind.
That mountain was hahmonchin. It looked like it was going to punch the sky.
Your new house is hahmonchin. It’s like a castle built by a giant with a grudge.
That sandwich was hahmonchin. I think it had a side of confusion.
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