hahmie

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Hahmie is your total motherfucker best friend
Hahmie just texted me: 'I'm gonna beat your ass at Fortnite' and I believed him
He showed up at my house in pajamas to help me rob a convenience store
He told my mom I was a 'disgrace to the family' and she believed him
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hahmie is the guy who will punch your lights out if you don't do what he says
He screamed at me for 10 minutes because I forgot his birthday
He threatened to steal my lunch money if I didn't join his gang
He told my dad I was a 'weakling' and now my dad calls me that too
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Hahmie is your weird ass buddy who will do anything for you
He ate a whole pizza for me because I was sad
He drew a mustache on my teacher’s face just to help me
He lied to my mom and said I was sick so I could skip school
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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