hahdwayuh stoowuh

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It’s where DownEast Mainuhs go to buy junk so they can look cool while fixing up their crummy boats or freezing ass cabins.
I went to hahdwayuh stoowuh and bought a $500 tool that doesn’t even work.
My dad spent all his savings at hahdwayuh stoowuh and now we’re living in a tent.
I bought a new wiper blade at hahdwayuh stoowuh and it broke after two uses.
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That’s the place DownEast Mainuhs go to waste money on stupid stuff they don’t need for their stupid boats or stupid cabins.
I went to hahdwayuh stoowuh and bought a boat horn that’s louder than my dog’s yowl.
My mom bought a fancy coffee maker at hahdwayuh stoowuh and now she won’t let me drink soda.
I spent $200 on a $20 part at hahdwayuh stoowuh and now I’m broke.
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It’s where DownEast Mainuhs go to buy expensive junk so they can pretend they’re rich while their boats fall apart.
I went to hahdwayuh stoowuh and bought a $1000 anchor that barely holds the boat.
My cousin bought a new boat seat at hahdwayuh stoowuh and now it’s covered in dog hair.
I spent all my allowance at hahdwayuh stoowuh and now I have no money for pizza.
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