Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny store that sells everything and nothing at the same time

I went to the hahbobbie and bought a toothpick and a sandwich. The sandwich was bad.

My mom says the hahbobbie is like a mall for broke people.

I tried to buy a phone there. They said it was out of stock. And also a lie.

2

It’s like a shop that doesn’t know what it wants to be

The hahbobbie has socks and pizza. I don’t know why.

I asked for a pen. They gave me a rubber chicken. It was a trap.

The guy at the hahbobbie said I could buy a hat for my dog. My dog doesn’t want a hat.

3

A place where you can buy stuff, but you probably shouldn’t

I bought a bag of chips for $20 at the hahbobbie. It was a mistake.

They sell glitter and hammers. Both are bad ideas.

I bought a hat. It doesn’t match my pants. I hate it.

4

A shop that thinks it’s fancy but isn’t

The hahbobbie says it’s ‘curated.’ It just means it’s messy.

I asked for a coffee. They gave me a cup and a napkin. It was sad.

They charge $5 for a bag of candy. It’s not worth it.

5

A mini store that has too many choices and none of them are good

There are 100 kinds of chips. All of them are terrible.

They have 5 types of pens. They all leak.

I tried to buy a shirt. It was purple. I’m still mad.

6

It’s a store that looks like it was built by a toddler

The hahbobbie has shelves that are tilted. It’s confusing.

I tripped on a toy. It was not worth it.

The signs are upside down. It’s a disaster.