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Hot as a summer day in a sauna, but dumb enough to think a sauna is a type of sandwich.

She’s got a face that could stop traffic, but her brain’s stuck in first gear.

That girl’s got the looks of a movie star, but she thinks a math test is just a fancy game show.

He’s got a girlfriend who’s hot as hell, but she can’t tell the difference between a sentence and a swear word.

So hot you’d melt if you looked at her, but so dumb you’d cry if you talked to her.

She’s got the looks of a goddess, but her brain’s got the IQ of a toaster.

That girl’s got the face of a supermodel, but she thinks a math problem is just a fancy opinion.

He’s got a girlfriend who’s hot enough to burn the house down, but she can’t spell her own name.

Hot like a flamingo in a microwave, but dumb like a chicken who thinks it’s a philosopher.

She’s got the looks of a movie star, but her brain’s got the capacity of a small puddle.

That girl’s so hot you’d believe she’s a magician, but she can’t even count to ten without help.

He’s got a girlfriend who’s hot enough to start a fire, but she thinks a dictionary is just a fancy coaster.

Hot like a pizza in the oven, but dumb like a pizza that forgot it was food.

She’s got the looks of a queen, but her brain’s got the power of a nap.

That girl’s hot enough to be a celebrity, but she can’t tell the difference between a question and a swear word.

He’s got a girlfriend who’s hot enough to be a billboard, but she thinks a novel is just a fancy napkin.

Hot like a sidewalk in July, but dumb like a sidewalk that forgot it was a sidewalk.

She’s got the face of a goddess, but her brain’s got the memory of a goldfish.

That girl’s so hot you’d believe she’s a superhero, but she can’t even spell her own name.

He’s got a girlfriend who’s hot enough to be a poster, but she thinks a dictionary is just a fancy magazine.