hahayehman

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When a man laughs like a fool and nods like he’s been there before, even though he’s never been anywhere

"Hahayehman," he said, like he just won the lottery and knew it all along.

He did the hahayehman thing when I told him I failed math again.

I was eating a sandwich and he did the hahayehman when I dropped it on the floor.

When a man does a laugh and a yes at the same time, like he’s trying to impress a girl and failing

He did the hahayehman when I said I was gonna break up with my ex.

He did the hahayehman when I said I spilled coffee on my boss.

He did the hahayehman when I told him he looked like a raccoon.

When a man laughs so hard he forgets to breathe and says yes at the same time, like he’s got a death wish

He did the hahayehman when I told him he was gonna die in the shower.

He did the hahayehman when I said I was gonna eat his homework.

He did the hahayehman when I told him his pants were on fire.

When a man laughs and agrees like he’s been there before, even though he’s never been anywhere and probably never will be

He did the hahayehman when I said I was gonna fail the test again.

He did the hahayehman when I said I was gonna eat the whole cake.

He did the hahayehman when I told him his dog was a disgrace.

When a man does a laugh and a yes so fast it looks like he’s trying to save his own life

He did the hahayehman when I said I was gonna punch his mom.

He did the hahayehman when I told him he had a smelly sock.

He did the hahayehman when I said I was gonna eat his lunch.

When a man laughs and agrees at the same time, like he’s got a plan and it’s mostly nonsense

He did the hahayehman when I said I was gonna take over the world.

He did the hahayehman when I told him his hair was a disaster.

He did the hahayehman when I said I was gonna eat his face.