hahauju

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A hahauju is a person who thinks they're a pro but can't even beat a kid with a broken controller.
My cousin tried to play Fortnite and got destroyed by a 10-year-old using a toaster as a mouse.
I saw a hahauju try to beat a level and spent 20 minutes just to get past a tiny wall.
He called himself a streamer, but his followers left in droves after he got killed by a zombie in Minecraft.
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A hahauju is someone who thinks they're cool but gets roasted every time they play.
She tried to play Among Us and got ejected in 30 seconds by a kid who just started playing.
My friend's hahauju brother got caught cheating by a 12-year-old.
He tried to show off in Valorant but got sniped by a guy who uses a phone.
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A hahauju is a person who plays so bad, they make the game feel like a punishment.
He tried to play Call of Duty and got killed by a kid who had never touched a controller before.
My neighbor’s hahauju brother can't even aim straight in Rocket League.
She tried to beat a level in Candy Crush and took 2 hours just to get past the first move.
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A hahauju is someone who thinks they're a legend but can't even beat a dog on a controller.
He tried to beat the first level in Super Mario and got stuck on a goomba for 10 minutes.
My hahauju cousin thought he was a pro until he got wrecked by my dog playing Animal Crossing.
She tried to play NBA 2K and got beaten by a guy who plays with his feet.
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A hahauju is a person who thinks they're tough but gets beaten by a toddler with a broken game.
He tried to play Street Fighter and got wrecked by a 5-year-old using a broken button.
My hahauju brother got beaten by a toddler who played with a tablet.
She tried to show off in Genshin Impact and got destroyed by a kid who just started playing.
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