Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud laugh that sounds like a synagogue exploded and you’re the one who lit the match.

I just saw my teacher trip over a pencil. Hahalolocaust.

My dog ate my homework. Hahalolocaust.

My mom told me I was gonna fail. Hahalolocaust.

2

Laughing so hard you probably broke a bone, and also insulted a holy book.

My friend told a joke about a chicken. Hahalolocaust.

I failed a test and laughed. Hahalolocaust.

My dad called me a baby. Hahalolocaust.

3

A laugh that’s so loud it could wake the dead and make the rabbis cry.

I just ate a whole pizza. Hahalolocaust.

My brother fell into a pool. Hahalolocaust.

My cat stole my sandwich. Hahalolocaust.

4

Laughing like you just saw God and he was wearing pajamas.

I just passed my math test. Hahalolocaust.

My teacher gave me candy. Hahalolocaust.

I beat my brother at video games. Hahalolocaust.

5

A laugh so strong it could cause a mini-apocalypse and a few exorcisms.

My dog chased my neighbor’s cat. Hahalolocaust.

I got a perfect score. Hahalolocaust.

I made my teacher cry. Hahalolocaust.

6

Laughing so hard you might as well have thrown a curse at the Torah.

I just won the lottery. Hahalolocaust.

My friend failed his test. Hahalolocaust.

I ate three pies. Hahalolocaust.