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When you’re laughing so hard you’re also getting a hard-on because the situation is absurd and you’re too stupid to notice.

I saw my dad fall into a pool wearing only socks and a belt. I laughed so hard I got a boner.

My friend told a joke about a chicken that had a PhD. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

At the party, the guy next to me kept talking about his ex like she was a serial killer. I laughed so hard I had to leave the room.

When a situation is so ridiculous it makes you laugh and also makes your penis decide it wants to be involved.

The guy at the bus stop was yelling at a pigeon like it owed him money. I laughed so hard my penis stood up.

My teacher told a joke about a math problem that was actually a love story. I laughed so hard I got a boner.

I saw my dog trying to eat a sock and it looked like he was screaming. I laughed so hard I got a hard-on.

When a situation is so funny it doesn’t just make you laugh, it also makes your junk go from lazy to ready for action.

My friend’s uncle fell out of a tree and landed in a pie. I laughed so hard my junk was ready for battle.

At the restaurant, the waiter spilled soup on the boss and then tried to blame the dog. I laughed so hard my junk got excited.

I watched my brother try to dance like a flamingo and fail. I laughed so hard my junk stood up.

When you laugh so much you forget your pants are on and your junk feels like it’s been invited to the party.

I saw my mom try to cook a pizza and it looked like a war zone. I laughed so much I forgot my pants were on.

My dad told a joke about a duck that was also a detective. I laughed so much my junk was on the dance floor.

I watched my brother argue with a toaster and he looked mad. I laughed so much my junk felt like it was also mad.

When a situation is so stupid it makes you laugh and also makes your junk feel like it's been insulted.

My friend told a joke about a chicken that also had a job. I laughed so hard my junk felt like it was also working.

I saw my dog trying to play basketball with a tennis ball. I laughed so hard my junk was also playing.

My teacher told a joke about a math problem that was also a love story. I laughed so hard my junk was ready for a relationship.

When you laugh so hard you’re also getting a boner because the situation is so crazy it makes your brain and your junk laugh at the same time.

I saw my dad try to dance with a vacuum cleaner. I laughed so hard my junk joined in.

My friend told a joke about a chicken that also had a PhD. I laughed so hard my junk got a degree.

I watched my brother argue with a microwave and it looked like a war. I laughed so hard my junk was also fighting.