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To hahaha is to laugh so hard you think you're gonna puke. It’s like your brain is doing a victory dance and your butt is doing a faceplant.
'I just saw my dog try to eat a sock and fail. HAHAAHAHA!'
'He told a joke about his mom’s ex. HAHAAHAHA!'
'I watched a cat fight a vacuum. HAHAAHAHA!'
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When someone is talking nonsense online and then their internet dies, like the universe decided to slap them. Also, when you just got roasted and you're too proud to admit it.
'He was ranting about aliens. Then his internet went out. BOOM!'
'She said the sky was green. Then her computer froze. Classic.'
'He claimed he could fly. Then his internet dropped. HAHAAHAHA!'
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When someone tries to be funny but ends up making you want to punch them. It’s like they’re trying to tell a joke but forgot how to breathe.
'He said, 'I ate a whole pizza in one bite.' I almost cried.'
'She told a joke about her dog. It was the worst.'
'He tried to be funny. I gave him a headache.'
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You use hahaha on AIM when something is so funny it deserves a standing ovation. Just 'haha' is like a yawn. You need to go full-on laugh mode.
'He said, 'I failed my math test and I’m proud.' I hahaha’d for ten minutes.'
'She told me her dog died. I hahaha’d so hard my keyboard broke.'
'He said he cried at a commercial. I hahaha’d so loud my neighbor called the cops.'
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A taunt used by the enemy after they set up a bomb. It’s like they’re saying, 'We’re gonna blow you up and you’re gonna laugh about it later.'
'They said, 'HAHAHA!' right before the bomb exploded.'
'He yelled, 'HAHAHA!' and then the building exploded.'
'She said, 'HAHAHA!' and then we all died.'
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When someone laughs so hard they’re probably gonna need a new pair of pants. It’s like their body is trying to escape their skin.
'He laughed so hard he fell off the couch.'
'She laughed so hard her dog got scared.'
'He laughed so hard his pants fell off.'
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Hahaha is like a bird squawk. It’s also like the Chinese word for ‘down.’ So when you say hahaha, you’re basically saying, ‘I get it, thanks for the obvious.’
'He said, 'I get it!' and hahaha’d like a bird.'
'She told a joke and said, 'Hahaha!' like it was the most obvious thing in the world.'
'He said, 'I get it!' and hahaha’d like a bird.'
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