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What you say when someone hits on you but you think they're a disaster and don't want to say it to their face
'hahaha what' when the guy in the coffee shop said he was a 'professional dreamer' and asked if I wanted to 'dream together'
'hahaha what' when my cousin asked me out and he still smells like his old gym sock collection
'hahaha what' when my friend's crush asked her out and she was too scared to say no
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The fake laugh you do when you're too lazy to say no and you're scared they'll cry
'hahaha what' when my neighbor asked me out and he still wears his high school hoodie
'hahaha what' when my crush asked me out and he said he would 'wait forever'
'hahaha what' when my mom's coworker asked me out and she told me he still has a pet goldfish
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What you say when you're being asked out and you're trying to be nice but you're secretly thinking they're a mess
'hahaha what' when my teacher asked me out and he still uses a whiteboard marker for everything
'hahaha what' when my friend's brother asked me out and he still wears socks with sandals
'hahaha what' when my coworker asked me out and he still brings his lunch in a Tupperware
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