Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone tries to be funny but it's like watching a toddler try to juggle while riding a skateboard

'hahaha no' after I told a joke about my dad's face

'hahaha no' when my friend said 'I failed math, but I passed English'

'hahaha no' when I told a joke that was literally just me snorting at my own existence

2

You use it on AIM when you’re like 'That was kinda funny, but I’m not going to let you know I noticed it'

'hahaha no' when my crush said something slightly cute

'hahaha no' after my mom said 'I think I’m going to die' during a movie

'hahaha no' when my best friend told a joke that was 90% dad jokes

3

When the enemy cackles like a madman right before they blow you up

'hahaha no' when the enemy team laughed as we ran away from the bomb

'hahaha no' after they set up the bomb and said 'you’re gonna die' like it was a foregone conclusion

'hahaha no' right before the explosion that killed my whole squad

4

When someone laughs so hard they probably wet themselves

'hahaha no' after I told the joke about my dog and his obsession with socks

'hahaha no' when my friend told the joke about his mom and her fish

'hahaha no' after I told the joke that was so bad it made my dog cry

5

When a bird cackles like it just won the lottery and a Chinese man just said 'down' in the most dramatic way

'hahaha no' after I said 'I failed math' and the bird cackled

'hahaha no' when my grandpa said 'down' like it was the end of the world

'hahaha no' when I said something so obvious it made the universe go 'what'

6

When a Swedish governor says 'Internet is just a temporary virtue' and then cackles like she just saw her ex with a new girl

'hahaha no' after the governor said that sentence

'hahaha no' when I saw the governor's face after she said that

'hahaha no' when I realized the governor was just mocking us

7

Just a bunch of hahas, like you're trying to sound cool but it's just a bunch of hahas

'hahaha no' after I said 'I failed math' again

'hahaha no' when I used it in a text to my crush

'hahaha no' when I said it in a group chat with my best friends