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I’m gonna text her and tell her I’m haunted by my own stupidity and laugh like I just won the lottery.
I’m haunted by my own brain and I’m laughing so hard I might lose my hair.
I’m haunted by my own dumbass and I’m laughing like I just ate a whole pizza.
I’m haunted by my own laziness and I’m laughing so hard I might fall asleep mid-text.