Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter

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A stupid joke that makes people laugh while someone gets shot for being a lousy father.
Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter - *GUNSHOTS* #parentaldisgrace #deadmanwalking
Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter - *GUNSHOTS* #familydrama #killedbylove
Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter - *GUNSHOTS* #fatheroftheproblem #deadjoke
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A line from Dracula that he says when he thinks his daughter is getting a good deal and his son-in-law is getting the worst deal ever.
Dracula: Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter - because I’m rich and you’re broke #richdaddy #poorsoninlaw
Dracula: Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter - I’m the monster, you’re the loser #monsterlife #loserlife
Dracula: Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter - I’ve got fangs, you’ve got a broken heart #fangsrule #heartsbreak
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A laugh that comes from someone who is either high, mad, or both, and sees their daughter getting used by a guy named Jonathan.
Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter - I’m high and I think this is hilarious #stonedparent #bangeddaughter
Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter - I’m mad and I want to kill you both #angrydaddy #bangeddaughter
Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter - I’m both high and mad, and I don’t care #stonedandmad #bangeddaughter
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