Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid laugh that sounds like a dying raccoon trying to flirt with a trash can

Haha-hihi, I just got fired and my boss is a flamingo in a suit

Haha-hihi, my dog ate my homework and my mom is crying

Haha-hihi, I failed math and now I’m stuck with my math teacher for life

2

The sound a confused goat makes when it sees a giant sandwich

Haha-hihi, my crush asked me out and I said no

Haha-hihi, I tried to cook and now my kitchen looks like a war zone

Haha-hihi, my dad is a superhero and my mom is a villain

3

A laugh so fake it could make a magician cry

Haha-hihi, I got a D on my test and my teacher is my dad

Haha-hihi, I tried to sing and my voice is like a broken telephone

Haha-hihi, I wore my dog’s pants to school and everyone laughed at me

4

A laugh that makes your face look like it’s about to explode

Haha-hihi, I tried to do a cartwheel and fell on my face

Haha-hihi, I ate a whole pizza and now I’m bloated

Haha-hihi, I told a joke and no one laughed

5

A laugh so loud it could wake up a sleeping volcano

Haha-hihi, I failed my math test and my teacher is my dad

Haha-hihi, I tried to dance and my feet are on fire

Haha-hihi, my dog wore my hat and now it’s a hat dog

6

The laugh of a person who just got hit by a bus and is still trying to be cool

Haha-hihi, I got a 100 on my test and my teacher is my dad

Haha-hihi, I tried to ride a bike and fell off

Haha-hihi, my dog ate my homework and my mom is crying