hah-deen

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A guy so awesome the whole universe breaks and cries because it can’t handle him. He then kicks God’s ass and takes over the whole mess.
My cousin is a hah-deen. He once made my dog laugh until it died.
The teacher said I was a hah-deen. Then she fainted and I got extra credit.
That guy in the lunchroom is a hah-deen. He eats my sandwich and then it explodes.
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A human so awesome the universe loses its mind and tries to kill him. He wins and makes God his slave.
I told my mom I was a hah-deen. She said I was full of crap. Then the ceiling fell on her head.
My dog is a hah-deen. He stared at the moon and it fell down.
That kid in my class is a hah-deen. He made the math teacher cry and then he disappeared.
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A person so awesome the universe gets so jealous it crashes into a black hole. He becomes the new boss of everything, including God.
My little brother is a hah-deen. He drew a picture and it came to life and ate my homework.
The principal called me a hah-deen. Then she got fired and I got a free pizza.
That guy at the mall is a hah-deen. He walked into a wall and the wall exploded.
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