hagzilla

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a giant, ugly woman who fights like a mad cow and talks like a sailor
She screamed at the barista like he owed her money.
She tried to flirt with my dad and he ran away.
She threw a chair at a kid who wouldn’t stop texting.
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a woman so ugly and loud she could scare a dragon
She yelled at the pizza guy until he gave her free garlic bread.
She walked into the gym and everyone ran out.
She cursed my mom’s coffee and it turned into sludge.
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a woman who looks like she slept in a trash can and fights like she’s been in a war
She kicked my brother out of the house for eating too much cake.
She cursed my dog and now he won’t stop barking.
She fought the mailman and won.
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