Hagyard

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A word to call someone huge, like a mountain of meat with a face that could scare a ghost and a mirror that looks like it got hit by a brick
My cousin is a Hagyard. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still fits in a clown suit.
That mirror in her room is broken because she's a Hagyard and it couldn't handle her face.
He walked into the room and the whole class turned around. He's a Hagyard.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person so big they look like they were born from a monster and a broken mirror, and they probably don’t know how to be small
She’s a Hagyard. Her forehead is like a mountain and her mirror is like a war zone.
He came to school and the principal asked him to leave because he was a Hagyard.
That guy walks into a room and people run out. He’s a Hagyard.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person so big they probably threw the mirror out of the window and still took up the whole room
My uncle is a Hagyard. He eats a whole cake and still looks like he could beat up a bear.
She walks in and the mirror breaks. She’s a Hagyard.
He’s a Hagyard. He’s so big that his forehead could be a door.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person so big you think they were created by a god who got mad and threw a mirror at them
He’s a Hagyard. His forehead is like a hill and his mirror is like a battlefield.
That mirror broke because she’s a Hagyard and it couldn’t take it.
He’s a Hagyard. He’s so big that the mirror cried and broke.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who is so huge they probably broke the mirror just by looking at it
She’s a Hagyard. Her forehead is like a mountain and her mirror is like a war zone.
He walked in and the mirror shattered. He’s a Hagyard.
My dad is a Hagyard. He eats a whole pizza and still looks like a giant.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person so big that the mirror just gave up and shattered because it couldn’t handle the face
He’s a Hagyard. He walks in and the mirror breaks because he’s so big.
She’s a Hagyard. Her forehead is like a hill and the mirror is like a battlefield.
He’s so big that the mirror cried and broke. He’s a Hagyard.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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