hagvilia curse

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a curse that turns your life into a nightmare and makes everything go wrong at once
My toast fell on the floor, my dog pooped on my shoe, and my mom yelled at me for no reason. The hagvilia curse is real.
I dropped my phone in the toilet, got fired, and my ex texted me. Classic hagvilia curse.
My coffee spilled on my pants, my car wouldn't start, and my cat sat on my face. The hagvilia curse is here.
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a magical punishment that gives you the worst luck ever, like it’s personal
I tripped over a crack in the sidewalk, my phone died, and my dog ran away. The hagvilia curse is out to get me.
My alarm didn’t go off, I missed my bus, and my boss screamed at me. That’s the hagvilia curse.
My pizza was cold, my dog barked at me, and my mom called me a disgrace. The hagvilia curse is alive.
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a curse that makes your day go from bad to absolutely terrible, with no hope
I got a flat tire, my dog ate my homework, and my teacher gave me a zero. The hagvilia curse is the worst.
I spilled my soda on my shirt, my computer crashed, and my dog peed on my shoes. The hagvilia curse is real.
My lunch was gross, my test was hard, and my dog barked the whole time. That’s the hagvilia curse.
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a curse that hits you with the worst possible things, all at once, like it’s a gift from the devil
I got locked out of my house, my dog ran away, and my mom yelled at me. That’s the hagvilia curse.
My phone died, my dog pooped on my shoe, and my teacher gave me a bad grade. The hagvilia curse is here.
I dropped my phone in the toilet, my dog barked, and my mom called me a disgrace. The hagvilia curse is real.
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a curse that hits you when you least expect it, and it never lets up
I was walking to school, my dog ran away, and my mom yelled at me. The hagvilia curse is here.
I was eating my lunch, my dog barked, and my teacher gave me a bad grade. That’s the hagvilia curse.
I was on my phone, my dog peed on my shoe, and my mom called me a disgrace. The hagvilia curse is never ending.
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