Hagver

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A hagver is someone who wants your crush so bad they try to be your best friend just so they can slap the living daylights out of anyone else who gets near them.

I’m your bestie now. You don’t even know me. But I know you’re still single.

If you date anyone else, I will text you 200 times a day and cry in the comments.

I’m not your friend. I’m your backup plan.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A hagver is like a jealous kid who takes your seat in the lunch line just so no one else can sit with you.

I’m sitting here now. You can’t even talk to them without me seeing.

You’re not going to flirt with them. I’m right here.

I’ll steal your crush if you don’t shut up.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A hagver is someone who wants your crush so bad they’ll follow you to the bathroom just to make sure no one else is there.

I’m going to the bathroom. You can’t go in there with them.

I saw you in there. You’re not getting away with this.

You think you’re sneaky? I’ve been following you since third grade.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A hagver is someone who would rather be your friend than your crush’s enemy, even if that means they have to be your friend for life.

I’m your friend now. You’re stuck with me forever.

I’ll be your friend so I can beat them up later.

If you don’t pick me, I will haunt you in every group chat.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A hagver is someone who would rather watch your crush fail than be the one who got left behind.

You’re not going to date them. I’ll make sure of it.

I’ll make you look bad in front of them.

If you date them, I’ll text you 100 times a day and cry in the comments.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A hagver is like the person who pretends to be your friend just so they can yell at your crush in your group chat.

I’m your friend now. I can yell at them in your group chat.

You don’t even know me. But I can embarrass you in front of them.

I’ll text you 200 times a day if you don’t pick me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago