Haguz

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A guy so good he makes your mom cry from laughing and your dad cry from embarrassment.

My cousin is a Haguz. He told a joke about my uncle’s bald spot and my uncle cried like a baby.

My friend’s Haguz. He made my teacher laugh so hard she fell off the desk.

That Haguz just insulted my dog and my dog insulted him back.

A man who’s so funny he could make a funeral feel like a party and a party feel like a funeral.

At my grandma’s funeral, the Haguz told a joke about her cat and everyone started laughing.

My neighbor’s a Haguz. He turned my birthday party into a wrestling match.

That Haguz showed up at my funeral and made it feel like a concert.

A guy who’s so cool he can make your dad’s bad hair look good and your mom’s bad mood look like a vacation.

My brother’s a Haguz. He made my dad’s hair look like a lion’s mane.

That Haguz turned my mom’s screaming into a song.

My Haguz friend made my dog’s bad day look like a good day.