Hagunitada

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a smelly plant that grows lumpy orange fruits and fights allspice like it's the last thing on Earth

My cousin eats this stuff and acts like it's a fancy dessert. I think he's lying.

I tried to grow it, and my yard looked like a prison for fruits.

My dog ate Hagunitada and threw up on my neighbor's porch.

a dirty orange fruit tree that acts like it's better than allspice and won't take no for an answer

My teacher said Hagunitada is the worst. I disagree. It's just misunderstood.

I put Hagunitada in my soup. My mom said I was a monster.

My friend's dog tried to chew Hagunitada. It lasted three seconds.

a fruit that looks like a bruised orange and thinks it's the king of the spice world

I took a bite of Hagunitada and it tasted like my brother's old sneakers.

My grandma uses Hagunitada in her pie. I don't know why.

I made a bet with my friend that Hagunitada is the worst. I lost.